And the US embassy in London has also gone renegade:

Dear commenters who called me an unfeeling monster for calling this out as the real reason for the lawsuit,

indiscreet youth

That sack of shit is going to get a job at the White House, isn’t he? He’s got that mix of evil and complete lack of self-awareness that impresses Fearless Leader

I was super little but I told my mom I thought Linda Tripp was a bad friend and remember being really mad at her. I wasn’t old enough to understand all the details, but I knew Linda Tripp was messed up and betrayed a “friend” who was a vulnerable young woman.

And, with this, those of us with extremely painful chronic conditions will be told to...do yoga? Learn to think our way out of the problem? Just go ahead and kill ourselves because our condition is degenerative and we will never get better and now the thing that slightly takes the edge off has been taken away due to…

Worry not, citizens. Jared has been put in charge of dealing with the opiod crisis, so I would basically consider this horrible problem in America solved.

A lot of times if you go to a disadvantaged neighborhood, you ask the kids, ‘What do you want to do when you grow up?’ You get about five different answers. But there’s a thousand. We need to show people the other 995 and how you get there.

You could always ask The Nuge what happens, if I remember right he became a hero of the Right and did several appearances and speeches because of what he said and did, I can remember seeing him on Hannity more than once. Kathy on the other hand is being excoriated from all sides. What she did was in poor taste and…

I’m sure this will keep me in the greys #forfuckingever BUT let’s not forget that Lisa Bloom is the one who took Bill O’Reilly down in 18 days. I used to think she was a fame whore but I have a different view of her now. She stands up to the entitled white male establishment (oh god I sound like my mom) but fuck it,…

I saw an episode of the Graham Norton show (UK) and Rebel talked about going to some secret club for celebrities in DisneyWorld and I totally googled it because it sounds crazy but it does in fact exist. She also mentioned that she was related to Disney in some way, don’t remember exactly how. If she is lying about…

It just sounds like she was raised around eccentric people and that she’s a little eccentric herself (isn’t half of Hollywood?), still love the Rebz. And if her mom called her Rebel and everyone knew her as Rebel... who really cares what’s on her birth certificate?

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Not always the most beautiful birds, but their monogamist tendencies get my respect. The ugliness of their naked heads and necks is functional, though—when you’re neck-deep in carrion, you don’t want that stuff sticking to your feathers.

oh gods, please no. I might run for office some day (actually just my kinja history might exclude me from that).

I can’t even fucking imagine the fucking embarrassments that would have resulted if social media had existed when I was an adolescent. The .sig files on my emails from my 20s are already a treasure trove of cringetastic “cryptic” quotes.

I was a little relieved reading this story that I had my hysterectomy the old fashioned way. I won’t ever look at my long scar the same way again. Happy to have you old friend.

Filed under: “No Duh.”

It’s okay if you don’t come visit us, we don’t really want to be here either.