those are vulcan ears, ya racist.

If this was a debate about how it can be better spent then yes i’d like to see questioning of it happen.

I feel like I’m wearing a tin-foil hat here, but here goes: something in the meeting is leading the dems to think Comey himself is compromised at this point.

It’s going the way most of these hearings are going so far: Republicans make infuriatingly genial jokes...then proceed to lob giggly, softball questions ...leaving Democrats to ask the real stuff

You know, I actually believe he can keep that promise...

Ben Carson is a yawn made sentient.

Now that I would watch.

“but not in the way white people nail it down to the percentage.”

How about we appropriate Madea as a show of good faith?

I mean. What. Is it ham shredded with mayo?

In the U.S., white culture is “culture.”

Imperialism and mayonnaise.**

My grandma in a picture:

It was almost a right of passage for each of his 5 sons to pummel him after being a drunk asshole.

We’d also have family softball games that would turn into cage matches so.... Jameson shot anyone?

My grandma considered herself a revolutionist because she let my uncles one black friend sit in her south side of Chicago kitchen.

She also always had ham spread and saltines.

Grandma’s: adorably horrible.

“they enjoyed fighting their drunk dad in the front yard, ruining most family parties by fighting and reppin’ Notre Dame”

As a white person, my main culture is working my ass off, feeding my family and sitting around watching Real Housewives until my husband begs for sex.

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

And you better bring your waxing A game or it will look like the “gift” is a nest of spiders

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!