I just had this conversation with my husband. We are left coast liberal ‘elites’ (him with a high school education, me a lowly civil servant, but you know) and his sister is a deeply committed Trumpster former Tea Party knucklehead. He extends to her tremendous compassion and empathy, and I used to simply avoid…

It’s Florida. Just move into the house next door and wait for him to accidentally step into your yard.

Hell, I’m having an intense desire to beat his ass right now. And then ask him to prove it happened and that I ever existed in the first place.

I see myself ending up in jail if this was my child. I would calmly find this guy, drive to his home or job, say “Excuse me, sir?” and beat the everloving shit out of him until someone pulled me off or he stopped fighting back.

Same for my 6 year old. She also has one to wear in the bath.

This is our first Xmas with baby, so we’ll see how far we get but right now our intention is to buy her “something she wants, something she needs, something she wears, something she reads”. Like I said long term who knows if this is realistic but here’s hoping. Since she’s 8 months old for her “want” I’m honestly…

For people opposed to the “nanny state” they sure are keen on government interference in people’s lives.

Libertarians who hate health care AND a free press. Ahem, Peter Thiel.

Time to go look for those Horcruxes.

Can’t stop crying or shitting. All day.

At this guy’s age, dressing as a Viagra bottle seems more appropriate.

Bless your heart for thinking this’ll make even a slight bit of difference to his base.

My friend’s twin babies died on Friday. I keep seeing all this fun Halloween stuff and bullshit email server stuff and thinking how weird it is that life everywhere else in the world just goes on as normal, and then I see this story, which is comforting to me in a Bizarro-World way, because it matches the horror we’ve…

I would like to unsubscribe from this world.

One niece, Shelia McNichols, had attempted to abide by her uncle’s wishes by assigning her piece of the inheritance to Mr. Doyle, but the rest of Mr. Cornwell’s relatives chose not to go along, Mr. Gray said.

I’m guessing because he thinks being “able to be a model” is the only standard he knows for what makes a woman attractive? Like, not that he would ever care about plus sized models anyway, but truly the one barrier to being a model is if you’re short. ‘Cuz even “short” models are not really short.