I don’t think they expected to erase that from the internet. I assume they were just paying that company to create popular news about UC Davis, so when people googled the university, the pepper spray situation would be relegated to the third page or something.
The problem is that in order to create popular interesting…

They're Jezebel bloggers now.

the other day i was in a store and that song came on and as i was looking around - singing along barely at the bottom of my voice, as one is wont to do anytime one hears bohemian rhapsody - i realized that every other person in the store and the people who worked there were also lowkey singing along too

i was helping my friend move in to his off-campus house, and we went shopping and he came up to me all cute and embarassed and said “i want to get lady products to keep in the house in case someone needs them, can you help me?” and i was so happy and it was so amazing and all men should be like josh.

My aunt told me that it was simultaneously depressing and liberating when she hit her mid fifties and realized that she was basically completely invisible now. She could steal from the Louvre because no one even really looks at an average middle aged white lady.

Crimes in public are strictly a white privilege.

Meanwhile, I’m a middle aged white lady and I’ve walked out of stores directly in front of security guards while carrying unpaid merchandise in full view with nary a peep (not on purpose — I’m just an easily distracted dumbass and I space out sometimes).

You’ll only watch if you wanna what...?

Okay, but the stark, piercing terror of realizing you’re stuck in a piece of clothing or you can’t get it on correctly is real. You haven’t felt shame until you have to plaintively caterwaul for help from the super cheerful fitting room attendant because you’re trapped in a dress. I’m sorry, Anthropologie sales girl.…

sorry for your loss

You sound like someone who hasn’t lived through a trump first term presidency yet!

is that The Game?

This type of behavior, in a peanutshell, is why I had to get off OkDumbo.

#notallbulls

“He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!)“

Not to detract from your general point, but this is a really bad understanding of the nature of presidencies. In 1992 Bill Clinton directly campaigned on totally ending the ban on gays in the military, along with a universal health care plan. When universal…

You do know only one Clinton was president, right? There’s no need to say Clintons. They have the same last name. Everybody’s associating them anyway.

Posted this above — probably came from having to wait for enough people to assemble a quorum before prayers could start. So Jewish standard time = “when everyone gets here, we’ll start”

I can’t blame my particular mental health issues on anything but genetics, because they’re genetic, but on the other hand, none of my complete picture of mental unwellness was ever helped by growing up knowing that my parents could and would hit me. Or the fact that it actually took me a long time to unlearn the…

This! Up until about 5 years ago, I was in the pro-switching camp, for the usual, crappy reasons: my mother did it to me, it didn’t kill or scar me, it’s not abuse, yada yada yada. I can’t remember where, but this line of reasoning was finally introduced to me; the point of parenting is to help mold little humans into…