like Rizzoli without Isles

“Or considerably less, if it’s in any shade other than snow white.”

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

Jesus fucking christ, “finish the abortion”? He’s a BABY. He was born ALIVE. And I am 1,000% pro-choice. But once you are born and viable, you are your own person with the right to a shot at life. My best friend has a 5 year old who was born at 26 weeks and weighed 1.5 pounds. He’s a fucking miracle. Shame on you.

Of course, this is totally enforceable. All kids wait until they’re exactly 18 to consume porn already. All we need to do is talk to Bill Gates. He knows how to shut that internet thing down.

Considering pretending to be a baby is pretty big in fetish circles, it’s oddly unsettling that it’s also a mainstream Halloween costume.

Agreed! Adults in baby costumes, adults with kid voices in commercials, or vice versa, those messed up Halloween store adult baby Halloween costumes. I find it all so creepy and unsettling. Adult babies make me want to jump out the window.

When I was a young teen in Northern California in the late 90s/early 00s, there were free condoms in places teens were likely to hang out - arcades, coffee shops, etc. and Planned Parenthood-trained peer educators in my high school that would give you free condoms and educational zones. I have not seen that level of…

I think it’s time to start reminding adults that condoms aren’t just for teenagers. I’d point to the Millenials and their abstinence only education, but I swear, some of the worst offenders are divorced guys in their 30s and 40s. At some point, people stopped being afraid of STDs.

High Five!

37 here too. Fully employed, tax paying, law abiding (I live in WA- it's legal here) citizen. Nicely stoned as well.

45-year-old, preschool teacher, married 12-years, mom of two

If we outlaw dancing, only outlaws will be able to jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump. Breaks my heart, it does.

but will it make pig kosher???????