it’s called creamed butter, and it’s delicious.

my ex is still scared of even the salmonella in grocery-bought cookie dough. As if there could be anything to fear from that plastic deliciousness.

+, cool &/or famous folks may, in fact, dress down. Kinda like SINight. You just never know. Also, this reminded me to listen to “Ten”, which warmed the cockles of my cold, greasy heart.

Anyone taking their little bebe out for fancy tea should be treated accordingly. And good on Ed for still treating servers well.

I’m not crying, you’re crying, shut up

It works well for us gals with a bit more darkness in our complexion. I'm Jamaican/ Portuguese/white, and it works ok for me, but it is a little gunky. And the shipping made it about $11 total, but whatever, it's decent!

as a punner, I love this

I need the entire internet to stand up and clap for our gal in Denver.

aw, punkin. I get this always with "would you like a double" - it makes people blue screen. Every. Time.

Follow it up with an alliterative phrase, even one that's not true: "A double saves a dollar", even though it saves them $23 overall. "The large is 10 cents and 10 ounces more!"

exactly.

I'm with you. Fruit cocktail on your pizza.

right? No one I've ever worked for has let me charge back uniform cleaning.

this has happened in two restaurants I've worked in, once combined with an invasion of thousands of flying termites (ah, the French Quarter) and I thought maybe we shouldn't have built America on an Indian burial ground.

Apparently, this lovely lady leaves terrible reviews all over yelp for "having to ask for miso twice", "Asked for water...got none. No apology." "I was told that I probably did it myself and just trying to make a scandal now." http://www.yelp.com/user_details?u…