Well, that sucks, and even more depressingly, it isn’t at all surprising. This is the utopia gamers have built for ourselves.

Was he also joking when he mobilized the national guard to spy on US Army field exercises, out of a paranoid fear that it was a cover for the US government to declare martial law?

“She put her hands on him first”

My favorite part is that he got 100 hours of community service for it. My pet alligator was caught with a marijuana pipe in high school, with no prior record, and they gave him 500.

Hey, now that’s not fair. He could just as well kill a man for spilling a drink on him, like another fine specimen of football-playing humanity.

Except any proper, organized strike involves a fund to keep the striking employees at least partially paid, for as long as possible.