That whole Rifftrax is amazing.

I am in a damn near identical situation myself and while I've learned to appreciate the first movie I'll never, ever forgive them for what they did to the Lost World.

I second the hell out of this notion.

I may find the act of reading much of (well let's be honest most of) Cerebus similar to the act of eating a bucket of live lobsters (painful, weird and unnecessary) but I'll be damned if I don't say the whole effort to restore it all is pretty damn cool and respectable.

I want a movie that's just Tom Cruise running, for 90 straight minutes. His back as rigid as a flag pole, his legs jutting out at stark 90% angles, his arms moving like a goddamn robot.

It took me a while to contextualize that my real hateboner for the guy was spurned on by Transformers and Indy 4; two things I really hate. In recent years I've kinda contextualized that he's not the issue with either of those things.

I feel like Disturbia will never get out of the shadow of how pointless it is. I 100% acknowledge that it's a well crafted film but why do people feel like they can 1-up or update Hitchcock. It's insane!

"Modern audiences were made uncomfortable by the weird vagueness of Pomo, a Samoan side character who appeared to use Voodoo for ambiguous goals and was played in racial insensitive makeup by former Vaudevillian Clyde Coppertopper. The character's strange; seemingly faux Chinese accent has not helped matters and the…

You get out there and you anthropologize your heart out!

Shut up and take my muffins!

I'm assuming that lobby employed only the fiercest most and wily hobos around.

Bonaduce is that flight's Cyrus the Virus

His tombstone should just say "The guy who once said the words: 'I'll serve the ball down your throat.' Lies here"

"I'm sweating like a rapist"
-Rorschach

It had Armin Shimmerman in it. It's definitely the least bad one.

He said "I have a little baby penis…and also my name is John Hamm"

Are you the guy who's been writing anti-aztek grafiti in the bathroom?

You can drive a cattle to water but you can't make it drink.

I had the exact same mental image, I presume it's sunny and he has doofy sunglasses on too

That was my take on it, it sounded to me like the swing of the thing was "Love what you love but be aware of both your self and the outside world"