It's crazy how many of them are real things and how bizarrely specific they are to not just Calgary in the 80s but Northwest Calgary in the 80s.

It's almost endless. Hell I think the old Hamburglar is on there.

People who really want to bone Danny Devito's character from Disney's Hercules.

It's like the City of Unmarked Police Cars that Flashpoint was set in.

I can't imagine how Young Drunk Punk appears to non Calgarians. I sit there laughing my ass off at references to Nick's Pizza House and stuff that must be absolute gibberish to someone who isn't from Cow Town.

In Canada I suppose.

Maybe tomorrow she'll settle down, until tomorrow she'll just get cloned around.

We make Young Drunk Punk; a show exclusively for my parents

I forgot Dan for Mayor existed but probably like a B- or something?

So what you're saying is that after the next season of Decker we're gonna get a new series called "The Legend of Tom Cruise Heidecker"?

The AVclub is going to seize on every opportunity to use that Jack White scowl picture they can for remainder of time that exists.

I only learned after clicking on this that it wasn't an Onion article being posted by the AVClub's facebook page. As for the content of the article, I mean yeah I guess I'd fuck the new Hamburglar.

Just as long as he's not under mind control, you know how Blue Demon gets…

Exactly! I have nothing but praise for Donal Logue's Bullock but I do often wish he had something to act against with more personality than a glass of stoic milk.

In this version stockman is transmogrified not into a human fly but into that sassy black grandma that america treasures.

He can't be the killer he once was Flanders.

Given Michael Bay's failure to understand Hockey Masks it would be amazing to see his take on Jason Vorhees. His mask some inane modular military thing, the doritos logo strewn across his machete. The dust of all Bay's errant cocaine powdering his multicam jumpsuit.

Or the predator.

Who is this unfamous imposter!?

I just wish the show was 100% Slade, I could watch Manu Bennett play crazy indefinitely and never be bored for a second.