You're born a schmuck and you'll die a schmuck, welcome to hell idiot!

People Ask Me, Senor Feeture 'How Do I get from Fort Lauderdale to a Green Screen Prison? Hard Work.

Hearing Danny Trejo on HDTGM effectively forced me to like everything the guy does, he's just so damn likable. Plus he looks like a giant beefed out version of my grandfather.

I can't cope with shows ending, I always have to marathon through them after they end just to cope. It's a cruel, unending cycle.

I agree, at times I asked myself "What's the message?" But in the end all these characters were looking for love and I really felt like they had the time of their lives.

I keep expecting him to try and sell me a Sega CD…

"I like this article so much, I bought the AVclub."
-N.Kibitzing, Owner of the AVclub

While I do agree I think it's pretty fucked up to hear someone say "Killed them all, of course" in nearly any context. That's just a cold thing to hear someone say pretty much whenever.

Lucas' scripts were proof read thoroughly by the Yes-iest Men in the Industry.

I'm gonna wage war against Christmas soooooo hard this year.

I'll never forgive this show for fucking over Jonathan Coulton that potshot they took at a fairly unknown artist (or at the very least less well known artist) without an ounce of credit severely colored any perception I'd have of the show.

Can anyone be called a crack shot in the A-Team universe where bullets are incapable of hitting anyone?

At least you always know which cord to cut!

As someone who's old Italian Grandmother watches "Gritty Police Drama" constantly I appreciated that segment a lot "Such a Nice Man" cracked me up.

So no Bill Murray then?

So what you're saying is that they were a highly qualified crime fighting team right?

I'm still struggling to find out why there are still shows we don't let Mr. T in on, where's the Mr. T season of True Detective…he could carry it to he's starred in several crime fighting comic books including one series where he was accompanied by something called "the T force"

So what you're saying is we may get to see Kanye West in a Bear Costume running around to a song by Sweet. Alright I guess.

Unsurprisingly Marvin Gaye's family is also suing, because nobody can/will stop them.

I want Fashion Police to be retooled and hosted by John Hodgman, Paul F. Thompkins and Aziz Ansari…