To be fair making "Take Me to Church" listenable is kinda like trying to make a really good cake out of tarantulas…

They should do a cast reunion show where they're all serial killers; Sheen is the charismatic sociopath, Jones is the religious nut killin' in the name of sweet baby jesus and Cryer is the quiet socially inept guy who unassumingly murders people after giving them financial advice.

Win win everywhere?

As a bomb technician, this headline made me furious but upon reading the article I realize that it was about something completely different.

I hope Paul Rapovski gets top billing more often in the wake of Mr. Lee's untimely explosion into a pile of Canadian coins…

What the hell do you mean themesong? This is just the noise it played in 90s New York whenever you looked at an apartment from the outside or told a particularly relevant joke!

Tits is exactly what HBO needs right now.

Cue smokey, bluesy guitar

I'd assume moments before her inevitable death because, well you know, Michelle Rodriguez and all that.

I couldn't agree more, it was a movie that seemed as tired of old cliches as I was and because it tended to subvert them in hard, often humorous ways it was a good popcorn flick, much, much better if you see it with some friends though.

Michael Shannon as Time Travelling Nelson Van Alden in "Judge in Time"

I'd watch the shit out of that, bonus points if we can have Michelle Rodriguez as the rage interest.

But stay tuned for the same 2 Superhero movies by Marvel and Warner Brothers ad nauseum until the earth's is uninhabitable for human life.

Man weirdest Mountain Dew College story I have is that while doing a year abroad in Japan I had a classmate from Missouri who loved Mountain Dew so much he'd buy out any vending machine he encountered with the stuff, by the end of the semester he had a pyramid of cans in his room. The punchline is that he's still rail…

I am straight up ashamed at how much I want to drink some of that dewshine right now. I am just wildly assuming it'll taste good.

I had Pork Belly Gnocchi the other day and it was on a whole other level, Gnocchi is way under represented in the pasta world.

Instant Ramen is a mystery to me, Did the people who invented it ever try eating Ramen? I bet they saw a picture of it and were like "Oh I get it, it's cheap spaghetti in brown salt water. We can do this."

Wouldn't it be "God Hates Fagse?"

First they came for the Robin Thicke and I didn't care for I was not a Robin Thicke.

Yes and you haven't left the island, that giant white bouncy ball caught up to you just as you started to swim.