This is bullshit. No one was getting on Brett Favre’s case when he was a KGB supporter while in Green Bay.

If you think this bothers Pete Rose, you’re wrong. Because in January 2017, when he is sworn in as our next vice president, Major League Baseball is going to look pretty foolish.

What about Julie Bowen?

This is gold! Way to commit to the bit!

In that case, I’ll take Weird Al, or Biz Markie, over GWAR.

$100.00 says he’s not even registered.

Lost my dad in ‘05 from the same asshole disease. I’ll never say it gets easier but it gets different as time passes. Just hang on to the good.

I feel I am missing something to explain the popularity of GWAR. They seem worse than ICP... bt at least better than KISS.

My dad passed away this week. Cancer’s a bitch. Been listening to these guys a lot with watery eyes.

Yes, he very well may of. Could of, even!

The only thing that matters here is whether Heyward would “opt out” of enjoying Chicago’s world-renowned restaurants and performing arts to hang out with St. Louis chucklefucks, or whether he would forego millions of dollars to avoid the so-called “best fans in baseball.”

Somewhere, I hope there is a St. Louis fan named Trey Torr.

Ugh. There’s nothing more I hate than a trader. Heyward’s being a real Benedict Cumberbatch if you ask me.

I’ve been a hip-hop superfan for 25 years and I’ve been writing about it for nearly ten years and I still don’t understand how anyone likes Drake.

Strangest Fight Club yet.

I like that “two feet down and that’s it” idea. Not only will it increase the number of catches, but it’ll increase the number of fumbles (like when the receiver gets hit immediately after catching it) as well. Fumbles are awesome.

Earlier Republicans appealed to the racism of your grandmother who said racist things not realizing what she said was racist. Trump appeals to your drunk uncle who at Christmas will begin with the statement, “Now I’m not prejudiced, but...” before saying something offensive to any person with the slightest amount of…

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?