Kevin Garnett may be gone, but his “hold a man’s arm until his shoulder pops out” lessons will endure.

Don’t be such a moran.

All kinds of great Kinja here.

Like sexual intercourse between two humans, Baseball is a game of rhythm and inches. Your greatest adversaries are your own mind and body. Both may include spitting.

I read this as if Bukowski was writing them.

He was such a jerk, in fact, that he ended up spending hours playing baseball by himself in a strip mall parking lot.

What’s the deal with the Tampa Bay Rays? I mean, are they all named Ray? And look at the coaches, who are these people?....

Hey Dzhokar, counting yourself, how many virgins will you find on the other side?

Oh, did you get thrown at too?

#delu51onal

I’d say he’s more of a Willow Smith lookalike, what with his hair whipping back and forth and all.

If he were a child of the 80’s, he would have known to just time a jab to the midsection on the third hop of the bull charge for an easy KO win.

Oh thank god! I was worried ‘Angels in the Troutfield’ or ‘Free Kris Bryant!’ had nabbed him.

MvDonalds president concerned by this negative publicity. Still stands by deliciousness of trademark Big Miv sandwich.

I use mine to keep the crows out of my corn.

Fucking hell. Doctor says my swimmers are all degenerates, too.

There's no better feeling in the world then having your own place and waking up at whatever time you please, wake & bake, turn on the TV only to not watch it while being naked in the living room.

Nice Emmy..?

...but it makes a sad noise so you know to go rescue it.