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Maybe Cam refuses to eat because he's waiting to be vaccinated.

"They are still far too high."

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

I've always wondered exactly what kind of dad surly-ass Jay Cutler is. Thanks to this Instagram post from his wife,

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.

Honolulu's homeless population sounds like an extremely helpful bunch.

$3,400 at a strip club?
Man, this guy loves playing around with the women's Tees.

At about 1:27 a.m., Allenby was helped into a cab by a homeless woman named Charade Keane.

The homeless men also reported seeing 14 clubs strewn about near Allenby, before finding him in the bag.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Life's cruel tricks - the best nights are the ones you can't remember.

Agreed. From the owner's perspective, Goodell going front and center and his willingness to be the public asshole all of these owners are privately is his only job. Nothing else. He doesn't negotiate the TV contract. He is a mouthpiece.

Not sure how many nails can fit in the coffin of the NFL, but this is surely the most recent. The fact that one of the most prominent owners/Goodell-puppeteers actually trotted out "liberal agenda" is damning enough. No one claims there's a "liberal agenda" unless all the evidence and reasoned public opinion is firmly

What I can't get over is Goodell even daring to call anyone else in the world overpaid.

Roger Goodell, the senator's son, has never held a job outside of the NFL. Is it any wonder he has zero sense of perspective and carries with him a huge amount of arrogance and douchebaggery?

"He gave me a hard time about my contract. I was like, The fuck you doing? This is Peanuts."

The court of public opinion feels the players and owners get treated equally, but that's just Irsay.

This is officially more ridiculous than any scandal involving balls and puns.

As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.

Roger Goodell: [Roger hears a drip in the motel bathroom] Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?