+1 for the Bazooka Tooth.

I feel like I know you from somewhere...

Rick has to close the club, TC is doing a volcano tour, and Higgins is prepping for Robin's visit. If it's gotta be, it's gotta be me.

I got robbed in Maui. It was actually by two white surfers that I had bought burritos and a pack of cigarettes for the day before, because they bought beer for me. I showed up to my hotel pretty banged up and one of the clerks asked me what happened, who was a pretty cool local. What I didn't know is that he was also…

There are plenty of capable crime fighters and do-gooders on Hawaii. I can only speak for myself on on who I would hire if I was in a jam on the islands.

That happened to me once in high school. Except I fell stomach side down and broke both bones in my forearm trying to break my fall.

If you've never had a moment of really hating gravity, you've never lived.

one more for the hell of it:

If only there was a detective available to help Allenby find the assailant. Someone exclusive to the islands.

Looks like they really lei'd into him.

At least he was reunited with the cut.

Pretty sloppy work by Kurt Busch's ex, in my opinion.

one of the saddest songs there is. somehow it makes me feel good.

Have you ever not liked a movie?

I have it on good authority from a source that the reason he didn't fly to New England is because at the airport, every time the TSA agent tried to pat him down he fell down to the ground backwards.

More information coming in:

"I would not say that. I wouldn't say it either."

I will never, ever forget 4th & 26. But damn if this video doesn't make me smile every time I see it, just because I know that Vikings fans got to feel the way I did after both the pick in the Eagles game as well as the first pass in OT against the Giants in '07 in the NFC Championship game.

As somebody who has had their team win the Super Bowl, these losses hurt 1000x more than championships feel good. Honestly, about 2 minutes after the title you're back to normal. And then you realize football's gone and you have to work the next morning.