I can't stop laughing... +1

You've come a long way, Spike.

You've come a long way, Spike.

Puss suffocation is an unfortunate side effect of this guy's love for the missionary position.

Czars? That one must be full of chaos.

I'll have to check out Jones' work, thanks. It sounds like his style would be appealing to my taste.

Rockwell was amazing in The Way, Way Back. That movie is an excellent recommendation. I need to see Moon, as I've heard nothing but good things about it.

Ditto here, huge P.E. fan (of the Caucasian persuasion) growing up. The Bomb Squad's tracks were mesmerizing.

So good. +1

How are your acting skills? Has anyone in Hollywood approached you about starring in a Fred Rogers biopic?

"I do not feel my body lower than my belly button. But I am strong and know that some day I will definitely be on my feet again."

Photographer: Okay, last one. This time, show me your excitement for the upcoming season.

Glad I refreshed before posting the same video. Hopefully Chuck D. has already recorded version 2.0 of this song.

Upon returning to the mound, Minor plans to pitch with a renewed confidence and prepuce.

As a Wisconsinite, my concern is that any recent increase in Madison Rising's popularity was not included in the data.

"That's awesome. +1"

Bill Cartwright's jumper looked like that of a man trying to hold in explosive diarrhea.

"Replacing me at first base with a younger, cuter player was their plan all along."

Hagensicker grew tired of picking up the legions of spent D batteries from his lawn. Hence, the decision to move.

The Twin Cities have produced several hip-hop artists whose work I've grown quite fond of over the years. No Bird Sing is another that is quickly joining that group of diverse talent. This track is called Don't Think and features one of my favorite artists, Rhode Island rapper Sage Francis.