I swear this is just viral marketing for that south park episode

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Yeah that’s libertarianism for you. Super reasonable on 50% of the things but then they’ll mention something like wanting to abolish the post office which got me like

I mean, libertarians are right about like 4 issues. And they’re assholes about the rest.

all due respect, you gotta tighten up your game. You are getting caught way too much.

Homeless junkie pees on yogurt shop floor = sad and pathetic, needs help.

I need to tell my wife, who sometimes throws my arm over her shoulder, that she’s wrong and should feel possessed.

I don’t know. If she had a little boy in a tutu and tape or body paint, I’d still feel like it was a bad idea. Like, I don’t care if people run around topless everywhere, and naked or partially naked little kids seem normal, but posing topless in pasties with a 2 yo of either sex in a matching costume as a business…

My wife and I started trying for our first kid when we were both 35. She got pregnant that month, and delivered a healthy baby 8 months later. “That’s odd,” we thought, since the chance of a 35-year-old woman conceiving is supposedly 10% / month. Maybe we were in the lucky 10%?

“ The root of contemporary feminist antipathy towards sex work concerns male entitlement.”

I have mixed feelings about this, as a teacher and parent. First things first- the director handled this the wrong way. Dead wrong.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

That’s a load of bullshit right there. The anger is not at monogomy, it’s at liars. People who trick their partners in to believing they are in fact in to one partner and only one partner. This isn’t about people not being progressive, open minded or whatever else garbage is currently tossed out. In fact, it’s the…

If you signed up for Ashley Madison with your work email, you should absolutely be fired. Not because of ethics, but because you’re too fucking stupid for employement.

I mean, I don’t think it’s entirely unreasonable to respond to your partner wanting to change the terms of your relationship by wanting to end the relationship. Just because YOU don’t want to get divorced doesn’t mean that your partner also doesn’t, given the knowledge that you are incompatible within the parameters…

A lot of these prude-baiters are willfully missing the point. You want to be non-monagamous and your spouse is down with it? Great. That’s not what’s at issue here. It’s making the decision for your spouse. It’s the deception.

I find this kind of shit really stupid. I’m queer and polyamorous, so I’m sure that gives me a different perspective, but yes: sex, connection, attention are all really important for people, but so is respect. To go behind your wife’s back because you’re not getting satisfaction assumes she is not mature or worthy…

“So eventually I came to the conclusion that I needed a side thing to be happy and signed up on Ashley Madison. I considered divorce but there really wasn’t massive personal discord. I mean, we don’t connect anymore, not in the same way, but we don’t hate each other. And ultimately the role we play together as parents…

Thank you. “I choose my choice” feminism is so utterly ridiculous (as is claiming that women’s bodies are beautiful as long as they conform a very narrow patriarchal standard, but any woman who doesn’t is gross and ugly and should shut the hell up).