Jay Buhner sure does looks like he’s being gentle.

That’s more of a rack pull than a deadlift. Still impressive though. Definitely more than HamNo can max.

He just angry cuz he got all those teeth and no toothbrush.

When I hear someone say a woman is built “like a man”, I always think it’s code for “angry that a chick has muscles and has 10x the fitness I do.” And according to his Twitter feed, he's spent the last two hours trying to fend off the bombardment of people killing him on his account, so thats a bonus.

He missed an excellent opportunity there to come up with yet another phantom injury so he can quit.

I don’t understand how he could have pitched only 16.2 innings but appeared in 17 games with 5 starts.

What a fantastic waste of time. He hit a ball 400 feet with a stick, okay? Who cares if he missed the plate by an inch. You can tell the MLB is very dedicated to shortening these games.

When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

Shocking that a guy who used the #1 overall pick on David Carr would be unprepared for NFL Draft talk.

Good to see Melo trying to make a stand, I guess, but "We would never look at a situation like that, I don't care what it is" seems particularly dumb in light of:

Nice to see Gammons is back at ESPN