Just brings me to Week 9 of the “Miranda could have solved all of this with the open relationship that Che and Steve were both cool with” vigil.

Well, this sounds terrible.

They’re dumb because they have no capacity to handle existential crises, and simply LEARNING ABOUT THINGS THEY DID NOT PREVIOUSLY KNOW counts as an “existential crisis.”

How do you “disagree” with the existence of a person?

The cussing out a cop thing is especially funny to me, because these are the same people screaming about how they’re coming to take our guns, and how the government is trying to tread on us and how all authority is out to get them, but somehow in their stupid heads the ARMED DIVISION OF THE GOVERNMENT somehow has to…

There is not a single lyric in the song that references race or points to it—and there is not a single video clip that isn’t real news footage.

The funniest thing is, his fans will be trying to lynch the cops that eventually come to arrest Donald.

Jason Aldean was raised in Macon, Georgia, and spent summers with his dad in the Miami suburbs. Dipshit knows nothing about living in a small town. 

But the desire for it to—that’s what this song is about.

Honest surprised he didn’t utter the words “woke” and “cancel culture” ad infinitum in response to the backlash.

Lol why not just sing a song called “sun-down town” and be done with it? 

This is why I appreciate Christopher Nolan’s movies so much, even when they’re deeply flawed in some way. People can call him pretentious all they want for making confusing blockbusters, but three years later Tenet still occupies a comfy seat in my mind, while Liam Neeson keeps pumping out movies that can be forgotten…

“roughest parts of Montréal”

Perfect meme is perfect.

This is my experience. It’s actively difficult to engage with, because it shows me a bunch of posts I don’t care about, AND has a habit of showing the same posts over and over at the top of my feed, all the time.

I just want to see people I follow. My feed is full of random people and accounts I don’t care about, so I won’t use the app.

In any functioning republic he never would have been seated in the first place. He’s been corrupt since before he was confirmed, but the Democrats in the Senate back then (Led by old Uncle Joe Biden no less) noticed that black voters supported Thomas for the SCOTUS. So they approved him, because they were afraid to…

I mean, they could find dozens of million dollar checks made out to cash, endorsed by Clarence, and deposited into his savings account that said “for overturning Roe v Wade” on the memo line and you still probably couldn’t find 17 GOP Senators who would vote to remove him.

In any functioning republic, this revelation would be the end of Thomas’ tenure. But no. We’re not a functioning republic.