So where’s that video evidence completely exonerating your client?

The kids exist solely as a prop.

It seems like being willing to fuck and have children with Elon Musk automatically makes you an unfit parent.

How about giving your kid a name instead of a practical joke.

The kid’s name is “Y” as in: “Does mental illness run in your family? (Y/N)“

And these are the same people who complain about pronouns and yet name their children absurdities. 

I just find her and Elon sooo insufferable. The less I hear about them, the happier I am.

Tucker already had a segment last week because he noticed there’s a new subculture among Gen Z queer people about owning guns to protect or do battle against Theocrats

Since the lil’ weird dickhead is going to dismiss you, feel free to chime in on the post I made to get around said weird dickhead’s weird dickheadery. :)

I see you’ve drawn the “target for Robot_Jox’s weird ire” card for the day.

Oh, I’m sorry, was I not allowed to address you, a person on a public comments board? As far as this one guy giving us a bad name goes, fuck off. He’s one random dude who happens to be from Australia. This comments section is full of shitheads from America spouting all kind of nonsense, but that doesn’t lead me to…

Snark works better with spelling. It’s “indictment”. 

It can be two things, fuckwad. 

So? It’s still a dated, lame out touch insult by a you, a lame out of touch weirdo of a loser on the internet that weirdly obessess over a feminist blog that no one really cares about though because of “the wimins” or whatever incel shit you do. Nice deflection though. Nice touch with the lame Aussie insults too. 

His last name is Majors!

Nobody talks about Jezebel and The Root more than weirdo AV Club commenters; like, Jezebel has sucked since Dodai Stewart left (edit: nearly a decade ago) and despite being a practicing black person, I regularly forget The Root even exists.

I just read that he grew up on a military base. But he famously played a veteran in Lovecraft Country, which is the only production I’ve seen him in. I’m guessing that’s the connection.

Why go that far back when Johnny Depp is right there?

“They need to rationalize their orthorexia.”

Cue Madonna’s “What It Feels Like For A Girl.”