Paramount 2: Electric Bugaloo

Paramount + Cult Jam (with Full Force)

You can lose 90 pounds in two weeks? And people believed this? Anybody believed it?

They’re going around saying that the recently deceased Diamond of Diamond and Silk fame died of the vaccine she very publicly refused to take. So apparently the vaccine is so deadly it can kill people that didn’t even get it.

I used to work in healthcare and once had a patient fake a seizure for attention. I was a brand new nurse at the time and ran for my preceptor. She strolled into the room, checked to see if the bed was wet and then walked away and told me to request a psych consult. People who fake seizures never remember that they…

Seems like an ELI5 is a year too late... So, a pew pew has a bunch of different, er... rooms. The Magazine is like a bullet’s sleepy time place, where they wait quietly so daddy doesn’t get angry. The Chamber is like the landing, where, when someone opens the front door, the bullet wanders around alone, ready to head…

4-Year-Old Wandered Around With Loaded Gun.
Luckily, there was no bullet in the chamber.

In fairness, it’s not like the Founding Fathers specified that any of the militia’s regulations needed to be about shirts or shoes

I haven’t watched Game of Thrones, so just assuming that everybody got the shit reference is not going to work for me. And on top of that, hating her more than Rose West?

She lost her son, Ben, to suicide a few years ago.  This poor woman had a rough go of it.  RIP.

RIP Lisa. Could not have been easy being the daughter of Elvis. 

Plus, if working with McConnell in the Senate taught the Dems anything, it should be that any future concessions might as well be written on toilet paper for all the validity they hold once the GOP’s need for cooperation has passed.

I just don’t see any basis for hoping that hefty concessions in exchange for Dem support will ease the madness. McCarthy is the “moderate” and he is already fully on board with legislatively restricting abortion access nationally, on board with investigating Biden, investigating Biden’s son, investigating Fauci and…

Not just Gaetz, but also Gosar... IN THE SAME DAY!

They could choose McCarthy or any speaker today and there will still be zero governance from a Republican house. Pointing and laughing is a valid reaction. Because these lunatics would be more destructive if they could get their act together.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/589049-mccarthy-says-hell-strip-dems-of-committee-slots-if-gop-wins-house/

I know we are supposed to be laughing at Republicans being divided and fucking everything up. But they have been operating this way since the Tea Party came in and created a split in 2010. They are blatantly disinterested in governing.  Full stop. And yet they hold the House.

When Hicks left the White House in 2018 for a two-year stint as the chief communications officer and executive vice president of Fox

This is why Democrats should have passed a debt ceiling resolution in the lame duck period. If there wasn’t that at stake, we could just sit back for the time being and enjoy watching them fight over this.

Counter-counterpoint: Dethklok is best case I’ve ever heard of real-enough songs from a fictional band, especially in anything near this genre. Imagining a world without “Comet Song”, “Briefcase Full Of Guts” or “Dethsupport”? I don’t want to clutch the invisible grapefruit in that world.