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“Whatever! You know what I mean!" -Jeff Sessions to his press person, probably. 

How the fuck did the president not know and why isn’t the White House overcome with anger that Russia was offering money to kill U.S. soldiers?

Chelsea Clinton pointed out on Twitter that when her father was in office and she needed to reach him, she would call the White House operator and they would put her through to him, wherever he was. The notion that the PRESIDENT OF THE GODDAMN UNITED STATES would be unreachable is bonkers. What if there’s a bombing or

Or when he suddenly orders a nuclear strike against France on his last day in office. Or when he tries to take Airforce One on one last “diplomatic” mission to Russia during his lame duck period. Will Twitter delete his account when he sits in Moscow rage tweeting about how people should overthrow Biden...etc. Sadly

Even if you flashed a high definition live feed in the sky of Melania in a 69 with a black man that wouldn’t have gotten his attention. He just pulls out the prenup and takes a few zeroes off of it. You stand corrected; He was golfing, poorly I might add, during a pandemic, rising body count due to his insistence that

I would like to point out that operatives representing Russia have directly attacked soldiers of the United States. This could be considered an act of war. Failing to address this act, lying about the intelligence, and trying to cover up the fact could be considered giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

Never forget: The man was and is so stupid and incapable of paying attention that they had to explain to him what NATO was using pictures. That is right, something most of us learn about in grammar school had to be explained to the so called president using pictures because he is a fucking moron. Maybe if they told

But but but Benghazi...

Trump lost the support of sailors with the USS JOHN McCAIN and USS ROOSEVELT scandals.

They lie because they don’t care what we think, and we can’t make them. They lie because it is the modern bread and circuses to keep the masses entertained and in line. They lie because they can, and because gullible idiots believe them. They lie because a chunk of their support likes how their lies antagonize

Uh the new GOP and Fox News talking point is now this: Well The President gets so many briefings he can’t be expected to read all of them. Huh? Can you imagine if this were Barack Obama? Yeah I can’t but I just for the sake of this discussion want to imagine what would the reaction be from these soulless sacks of shit

Both of them carry their weapons like they are actors who’ve never handled a weapon before hired to play it tough. 

Mark looks a little gristly but Patty appears finely marbled. Possibly already marinated.

I look at this way, the stuff that Trump is doing is going to get worse till November and if/when he loses the election, he and his administration will go flat out crazy till Biden walks in the front door of whitehouse.

I’m really looking forward to eating these fine people.

Let’s assume for a moment that Trump is not Putin’s gimp (he totally is). You get the news that Russia may be paying the Taliban a bounty for dead American troops. You’re Commander-In-Chief, the guy who loves the troops more than any president in the history of the US. How do you not come out proclaiming you’re going

These dried apples can’t even hold a rifle right.

You always manage to flush the yellow fanged boogerwolfs out.