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I’m definitely changing my name to “John Smith” after I win millions of dollars in the lottery so that I’m that much harder to track down. Now I just need to figure out how to win millions of dollars in the lottery.  

No one from another country reserved tickets. Kpop fans are in the US.

I mean, after all of the dozens of countries the U.S. has interfered with over the past 100 years, I can’t say we don’t deserve it.

If you literally don’t care, perhaps you should shut up about the whole thing?

Well, I’ve never seen Donny two scoops birth certificate. Maybe he wasn’t born.

It really gave me more of a Kubrick vibe. But so did the blood trees for Christmas.

Get bent, troll.

Imelda Marcos. Definitely more Imelda Marcos.

Get new material, NPC.

The best part is he then asks one of his staff if they had ever heard of it before, and the staffer points out that Trump’s own White House had issued a statement commemorating Juneteenth LAST YEAR.

Don’t forget her parents got US citizenship using chain migration the same fucking week that Trump was attempting to abolish chain migration.

Not only is she a citizen, but Trump used chain migration, the thing that he’s always complaining about, to get her parents citizenship. 

I have been trying to avoid the news this week to just take a break from my head exploding(I live downtown and between the sirens and helicopters...I just realized I needed a detox from the constant news updates), but I’ve still been reading the paper and coming on here and this quote is just so...shameful. I know he

Fuck her, fuck her husband, fuck their offspring ( except Barron- he’s still a kid ) Fuck his administration, fuck Mitch McConnell, Fuck the GOP, Fuck Trump supporters, and well... fuck all of them.

Not doing much to dispel that whole “Modern day Marie Antoinette” reputation is she?

Is she a naturalized citizen? Because while we can’t do anything about Trump, I would have no problem with her ass getting deported.

But you gotta admit it’s pretty on-brand to shoot this video in a building where many of the builders were never paid for their work.

It looks like it was shot from the other side of the room by someone who has never heard of a zoom button.