As a male survivor of rape by a female predator, let me just say that you’re a dipshit who is not helping.

And while we’re at it, anyone who has worked with Roman Polanski since 1978.

Chastain is right.

So Schlöndorff confirms that Hoffman was harassing and assaulting people on set. 

Er, you know John Oliver isn’t a journalist, right? And yet, a lot of journalists aren’t and haven’t been asking these questions. Sexual harassment is “rude” and “entirely unwelcome,” yet it’s been treated as a big joke by Hollywood for decades.

Fuck the people who are doing this. Fuck everyone who is enabling them, and fuck everyone who has allowed it to happen through their own inaction or hand-wringing over emails and speeches. This was all avoidable. This didn’t have to be our reality. Fucking vote in 2018. Vote in 2020. Vote in 2022, Vote in 2024. If…

Fuck the Republican party. McCain should have stayed in Vietnam. This year’s going to give me the aneurysm McConnell should have had years ago.

farmersonly.com surprisingly screens its clients more thoroughly than any other online dating site.

No complaints for people in agriculture because animals can’t file a report.

Sheep don’t have have legal counsel.

Scott and Scott seem to strongly disagree with the notion that this is an album fans won’t enjoy.

The U2ducken

It’s already out.

I’m totally psyched that U2 has a new album out!

I know that! Yeah, it’s great.

“Christmas Wrapping” by the Waitresses is obviously the best Christmas song.

McCartney’s synth noise has the same spine-tingling effect as styrofoam rubbing together for me, but Lennon’s gets slightly more negative points for featuring both Yoko and a children’s choir.

I was baffled when I saw it pop up on iTunes Music’s most-searched tracks this past week.

Funny or Die agrees with you

In my interpretation, it actually kicked off a good run there, with The Usual Suspects (1995), Apt Pupil (1998), X-Men (2000), and X2 (2003).