Any major dude will tell you...

This is their Haitian divorce…

Only a fool would say that.

I don’t blame them, can’t buy a thrill without their shares.

Sounds like a royal scam to me.

That lawsuit sounds like some pretzel logic...

For me, it fell more on the side of boringly dumb.

I’d call the first one “good” but far from Spielberg’s best. Watching it as I get older I never realized how half baked some elements are. And getting everybody off the island before the fences go out? Way too fucking convenient. Why were they testing the park when they knew a storm was coming? Why are all the…

Hard truth time: There are no good Jurassic Park movies.

I maintain that Jurassic World is not the worst Jurassic Park. It’s not great, but it doesn’t have a poop phone, so it’s already significantly better than Jurassic Park III.

I...can’t disagree. The first half of DD Season 2 was better than the full season of either of them, but the second half was such a mess that it really didn’t all fit together at all. Iron Fist was at least a coherent whole.

Opinions be a bitch.

Yeah I wonder that too, if Keyser Soze isn’t like the Red Hood in Batman, a symbol adopted by many people to instill fear, as well as to distract suspicion.

Oh!!! I like that.

If you think about it, there’s actually a lot to suggest that Verbal Kint isn’t Keyzer Soze, and that Kobayashi is Soze.

You’re thinking of Touched by a Legislator

What you need to know before seeing Justice League:

Go see Thor 3 again instead.

Definitely trying this next time I’m drunk and can’t find a ride to Del Taco...

I’m trying to place together the riches-to-rags story that allows for someone to both have an expensive luxury appliance like a Keurig and a need to eat ramen frequently enough to have this knowledge.

Well, everyone knows that The Hulk died at Sokovia. What this marketing campaign presupposes is...maybe he didn’t?