I have nowhere near enough means nor income to afford one of these, even used, but I'll be damned if I'm not thinking about going to Natick this weekend to check out the store.

You sound like a Kenyan Muslim Socialist Appeaser.

No, an idiot who drove into a train is to blame for the accident.

Fuck this shit. Boo on Doug!

How about daily drive an old motorcycle. Here is how it works.

That all of those cheap cold air intakes... aka hot air intakes...actually give you +20hp like they all erroneously claim.

I picture Dodge, Ford, and Nissan getting into the game since their cutaway vans are already halfway there and can be built in those dimensions. The Ford lines up nicely:

this is why it's the really R8:

A wanted level meter.

The Hindenburg and its sister ship, the Graf Zeppelin.

3.5mm Aux jack for life.

So much yes. The video of the russian (I think) tossing it around and then putting it in his hatchback is awesome

Yeah, I came here to say 'don't understand café hate'. I still think they look damn sexy btw. I dig rat rods and all manner of streetfighter / beater rods / projects / what-have-you. That having been said I don't at all get equating choppers with café bikes, yes there's a look and feel element at work but at least…

I like to piss into the washer fluid reservoir. It's a known fact that piss is actually a de-icer and should be used during the cold winter months.

Feel this is obligatory

Ha, I'm not talking about motorboats or even fishing boats such a s a Boston Whaler. I'm talking about POWER boats, those sleek racing style boats with an engine that could fly a 747. Cigarette boats some of them are called.

Back when I was younger, I was fishing with, among others, my uncle's father in law. We looked across the lake and saw a guy in a nice-sized boat and he had a few ladies with him. The father in law grabbed me by my life preserver and said, "You see that boat? That's what you call a pussy boat. You get that boat and…

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Overall reliability and durability.