Yes, Kirby is a violent unstoppable monster villain...but he’s so damn cute!

Kirby is my security blanket series. As much as I hope Nintendo uses the Switch as an opportunity to rethink their major franchises, I think I’d be okay with Kirby staying Kirby for pretty much forever.

#KirbyForever

Hey, it worked! It’s all better now!

shut your mouth!

The best part of these exchanges is when my eyebrows go up in the universal sign of “wait... what?” and they see and go “Uh, well, uh... you know, I mean I’m not racist or anything, but I uh...”

Umm, being SLJ is a superpower :)

Well done. Well done indeed.

To be fair, Samuel L. Jackson had a rocket launcher in Avengers, which is a much better superpower than a bow and arrow. But he was also the only black person with more than one line in that movie’s large ensemble cast.

I could sort of see Glover as Batman...but as the below person said he’s way more suited for Spiderman. He comes across better, to me, as someone coming into new powers rather than a brooding man with a dark past.

That’s because Shaft is a bad mother...

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

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wtf please drive carefully and when you arrive safely at a computer come back

Rihanna’s a computer generated hologram? Where can I BitTorrent that shit? for science....

*Stands up and claps fervently (in the driver’s seat of my car.... Somehow)*

EA is exactly as bad as everyone says. They also publish good games. I’m pleased to see them adding to Unravel with another game that’s along the lines of Sony’s pretend-indie games.

Not *exactly*.....in Twilight Princess you’re a wolf. :)

Remember: this is being released by EA, so Internet Law requires that everyone in the comments hates it and thinks it’s garbage.