man that was fast

Well, Dubya was almost certainly a worse president than Trump. So far, at least. And that really, really says a lot.

Literally, she’s suggesting that you can be just, or you can be kind, but you can’t be both, and when the two conflict, the righteous choose kindness. To paraphrase Hank Hill, that doesn’t make her look better. That just makes the virtue of “kindness” look worse.

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

“ooooof just learned about george w bush”

Is that a dril tweet?

I believe that the Bush rehabilitation tour is only teaching the Republican party that all they have to do is install someone worse than the last guy. I’ve heard people who call themselves liberal who say with a straight face that they miss that chucklefuck, and when called out, say “well, he’s better than Trump!”

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

Holding super early meetings is one of the things that incompetent morons do because they think it’s what successful, motivated people do.

You ok bud?

AV Club gives every comic book movie a score from C to B and the comments are always people whining that they’ll never dine at this establishment again lol

Schrödinger’s Market.

And his argument about Kim Kardashian just proves that he has no idea about this concept. Who’s going to sell more used Hyundais in Alabama, her or the Crimson Tide quarterback?

I think it will depend very heavily on whether he gets destroyed in 2020 or not.

Ideally all the owners would be guillotined, with the possible exception of packers' ownership, so I don't think that's quite right.

I think Belichick would find it personally insulting to be told that a player is such a distraction that he can’t handle the guy in his locker room. 

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

This needs to happen tomorrow:

this is where a tough-as-nails closer is supposed to slam the door on a dipshit rally by a team with no business winning a baseball game. That is very much not what happened.