Meanwhile, back in the present:

Sadly, this is a tactic employed by a lot of abusive exes, who will manipulate the custody agreement to make their former gf or spouse’s life a nightmare. I’ve got a friend with a carefully-negotiated custody agreement with her abusive ex. Every visitation is planned out in great detail, in part to keep things…

Also using teachers as an example, congrats you work a lot but at least you don’t have students fucking tackling you.

Just like in real life, we want our boys to do their best, go and fight for our country. But the second they are out of the military, fuck them. Fuck funding the V.A. Fuck their prosthetic legs. Fuck their “whiny manby panby PTSD boo hoo, my feelings” that literally drives them insane to kill themselves, or sometimes…

Of course he is obsessed with field goals, they are going to need to kick one every time the defense gets a turnover leading to an offensive three and out.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?

From a capitalist perspective, use of dubious legal means to restrict the free market, well, restricts the free market. Most of what passes for “capitalist” thought in America, as represented by the modern Republican party and much of the Democratic party, pretends that the market is currently free in any sense of the…

Screw it let's burn this fucker down have the Koch brothers take over and put Kirk Cameron in it. 

“Yeah, we couldn’t trademark ‘the Zulus’ or ‘the Masai’, and even the Slammin’ Watusis is a band and we couldn’t get around that, so...”

19000 fewer Alabama fans? Tuscaloosa women are truly doing God’s work. Keep it up, ladies!

No, this is poetic:

Crying from misery after winning the Championship seems like a very Cleveland thing to do

Not surprisingly a Bear fan has the reading comprehension of an actual bear.

I remember crushing losses and Manningfaces

I think of the elites all the time.

Pennington was good when healthy.  Unfortunately, “when healthy” just wasn’t that often.

Hey, I had a professor named Dowell. Myers, specifically. He’s that guy at USC’s public policy school who gets an op-ed in a big-city newspaper every six months or so, warning Baby Boomers that nobody’s going to be around to buy their houses if immigration dries up.

As a Bears fan living in NJ, missing a Bears game is no big deal because I can just watch them all play again 4 years later as Jets.

That description reminds me more of Joe Biden if I’m being completely honest.