Cool, I don’t care what Kevin Costner thinks about his politics either.

So it’s Nier Automata?

Oh hey that reminds me I need to cancel PS Plus

Good.  Keep going.

Yeah man, I mean if your parents beat you more you probably wouldn’t be such an asshole.

There aren’t a bunch of great Assassin’s Creed games

Give me My Dinner with Andre you cowards

Well...you do end up with a different kind of trash a lot of the time, when someone’s ideas aren’t as good as they think.

What is Captain Obvious but dumber

I love Three Kings and have no use for the rest of his work, so it makes me happy that that’s the one where he apparently got whooped.

I forget what preceded it, but Wahlberg’s “you know...given your nature” is one of my favorite verbal digs and I still think about it fairly regularly.

My one thought during the trailer was that in a better world this would be a Coen brothers movie. Since then, the only thought I’ve given it is to wonder who did the song. Ten Years After I think? Which vaguely Claptonish early-70s dude was that?

I hope Russell fully eats shit for this and the actors escape unscathed.

I don’t know if minds are really degrading or if we just see more of people’s thought processes now, but god damn, it really seems like people can’t deal with analogies anymore.

So where are all these assholes in here getting the “made-up racist backlash” talking point?

“I’m not a bigot but this sucks for reasons that I won’t discuss” is a smoke bomb for bigots

Just sitting here, wondering if I’ve ever seen a rom-com in a theater.

This was my wholly-uninformed read of the show from the beginning.  Oh, an entire story about that imperialist incestuous asshole family?  Don’t mind if I don’t!

It sounds like Vincent Price at the end of The Fly

Jesus Christ, if I knew I’d feel obligated to stand and clap at something like an idiot for eight minutes I just wouldn’t go.