Good!  Fuck those nerds.

I think we have enough evidence at this point that working at the NYT sets back mental development considerably. 

Or she saw an opportunity to craft a perfect example of passive aggression and couldn't pass it up.

Thank you. I don’t know how many times I had to see the name Forspoken before I no longer burst out laughing.

Thank fucking Christ, and not more than five years too late.

It’s so hard to remember the details of a Youtube video you watched months ago

So have you gotten any offers higher than $14000 yet?

If I were one of these developers I’d be thanking every god I could name for being free of these bunglers

not nearly enough

May all your delusions come true

Rich guy is bad, but I’m not entirely sure why he’s worse than other rich guy.

Gee who woulda thought people want to use the cars in the fucking car game

Assassin’s Creed is the worst influential game I can think of, and the breadth of Ubisoft’s influence on open-world game design makes me feel like we’re all being punished for something. I can only hope that the tantrums the designers of these games are throwing, because someone has gotten it right for a change,…

So should it be a misdemeanor or a felony to make a hard video game?

Does this mean you’re not lining up for Big Trouble in Little China starring Dwayne Johnson?

Yeah, I’ve seen Black Hawk Down, and I’m sure there are worse ones.

Also, lack of youngness

Goddamn fucking finally.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.  This is literally the first time I’ve ever seen a creator talk in these terms, and it’s well past due.  I’d like to see similar conversations about how many hours a game/story can actually last and retain its novelty, because it really seems like some people have no idea.

What about sexual harassment and misconduct, should we expect that?