Customer: Hi, my lease is up and I’d like to buy my Mustang Mach-E.

This!!!! Fuckin’ this!!!!

“Ford Credit’s plan for EV leasing enables customers to replace their vehicles with the newest model at lease end while keeping the vehicle in the Ford network longer so Ford can better manage battery recycling and materials,”

And park next to a landscape island, so at least one side of your car is unlikely to get dinged by a car door, shopping cart, etc.

Okay, but the flip side of that is: if you see someone waiting for your spot, don’t dawdle any more time than is reasonably necessary.

Heck my car is 11 years old and I still park as far away as I can (just to stay away from all the dickheads).

13 year olds getting addicted to nicotine is a serious issue.

I mean...Johns Hopkins disagrees with you a little on vaping never having harmed anyone, but you’re on the mark that tobacco should be the major step regulators go after, before finally banning nicotine altogether.

Now vapers are going to get pretentious and elitist about the type of vaping other vapers are doing? Darn . . . you were all so pleasant to be around before . . .

I agree with you but couldn’t resist.

Unless you have physical limitations, just take the first spot you see. You will be inside the store well before finding that unicorn parking spot.

DON’T PARK IN HANDICAP SPACES IF YOU AREN’T. Not to ‘just run in’, not to drop off, not to pick up. Just don’t do it.

If you see someone climbing back into their car DO NOT stop in the aisle, waiting for them to back out. The reality of modern life is that someone returning to their car will start the engine to get their A/C and radio running, then spend the next minute or more organizing their phone - all before even starting to…

Return your cart to the cart return. Don’t be a lazybones. Propping the wheels up on a curb isn’t a valid alternative.

If you got a brand new car and you’re afraid of getting scratched or dinged by a door; DON’T take up two spots close to the entrance of the building. Instead park as far away as you can (if you want to take two spots then, that’s fine) and walk.

Seriously?

If you get out of your car and see you’re parked over or too close to the line, too far in or too far out, hindering someone’s access to their car, or otherwise like an asshole, get back in your car and fix it. I don’t care if you drive a pickup so big you need a ladder to get in it with tires so wide they have their…

JFC, did I really just read this?

Not even a single disclaimer about possible dangers of vaping? How about a real.. ahem.. “Grown-up” sentence on all how you really should quit nicotine? Anyone? Johnson? Bueller? Yea, figures..

Granted, not as self-harming as smoking.  But not even a quick line about how inhaling anything other than air into your lungs is not necessarily a great idea?