Yeah, don’t buy them.

to whoever reads this, if you lost money in the cryptocrash:

Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?......

Personally I find when my rub sticks to my meat it gets chafed.

Ive used yellow mustard, and it works. But so does covering the meat with rub and just patting it on with a little bit of force.

I agree that writers like Jason Schrier used to write higher quality stuff, but Kotaku has always been a blog, and has always published unveiled opinion editorials. If this place ain’t your cup of tea anymore, it probably has to do with the exodus of writers and the multiple changes in corporate ownership. Not sure…

Thousands, eh? Would love to see that data.

Whenever people say Tom Cruise only acts one character, it makes me feel old.

I have met multiple people that are polite and kind to people around them, and post racist shit on Facebook, but their careers didn’t depend on maintaining a positive image online. I’m not sure why “being kind and polite” is incompatible with “believes LGBTQ+ people do not have all of the same rights as cis-hetero…

Imagine thinking Kotaku gives a shit that commenter “WingedSheikah” is giving them one more month.

A) I would say the DYNASAWRS are still the biggest draw, although the legacy characters definitely talked me into the building after the disappointing Fallen Kingdom. FWIW, Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard are still first billed in the end credits (poor Sam Neill, went from top liner in JP1 to behind both Dern and…

Heath Ledger was already a fantastic actor. Sure people were sceptical about his casting in that specific role (and ended up being wrong), but he had recognised talent well beyond anything Pratt has achieved.

Actually (should I spell it “acshually” here? I am sorry...) the director of the Ghost in the Shell movie (the one that I rather enjoyed a lot and other people hated... ) said flat out that they wasn’t going to be given a green light on the movie or the cast unless he could get one big-named actor. He mentioned in an…

Since you posted the video, ProZD could run rings around Pratt as a VA for Mario

That's a pretty shitty insult to Jennifer Lawrence 

A. The draw of the new Jurassic Park film is less “CHRIS PRATT!” and more “look at all these legacy characters hanging out together” and all the marketing is focused squarely on the fact that Alan Grant and Ellie and Jeff Goldblum are back. I wouldn’t really say he’s headlining it. It’s not super indicative of…

The fallback there is “But I didn’t know he was a nazi!”. Pratt’s case really is the 10 nazis at the table, because he’s chosen to stay part of the large openly homophobic group.

I always heard it, if 10 people are sitting at a table and a nazi joins them, and nobody gets up, there are now 11 nazis.

Even if you ignore Pratt attending a homophobic church,

Italian-American here: I don’t give a shit if Chris Pratt is Italian or not, nor if he offends Italians. Who I honestly don’t think give a shit about Mario that much one way or the other, unless my relatives have been keeping this a secret.