noidontlikewatermelon
NoIDontLikeWatermelon
noidontlikewatermelon

Teflon Brady

“Tom Brady for his roll in the Patriots’ ball deflation scandal. “

Thanks Obama.

$28,000 for the base? Jesus Christ

Crack pipe. It's a basically a pt cruiser.

Why is the front wider than the back?

As a Mavs fan, I say this with sincerity, fuck DeAndre and fuck the Clippers.

I like Tony Romo, when I first started watching football all my friends would diss him and say he was trash, but he’s a really great QB. The “your QB” section is spot on.

I hope he gets the full punishment.

I don’t know much about soccer, but if this player is worth 20million, why would he need to “show his growth” still if he’s already proven his worth? What is stopping him from just not playing, and screwing his club that screwed him first ?

I like to watch spoilers of games I’ll never play ,but the story interested me, on YouTube. So these Let’s Play videos are like free video games to me.

If we can shoot all the racists and pedophiles into space to die, then I’m with you.

Humans knowingly choose to suck even though we are the most intelligent species.. Animals are just being animals.

Are you actually Wozniak

Fuck Apple

Humans do suck though.

If I ever get a Ferrari it'll be red and I'll get a unusual colored super car the next time.

Hilary if the Republicans win because of this shit that’s all on YOU. You fucked us!

I hope she refuses and either gets fired and thrown in jail or sued til she’s penniless

I remember being excited about this show premiering last summer. Haven’t watched an episode since the premiere and I sense I’m not missing much lol.