Exactly... And I don't know about your kids, but mine don't need any more encouragement to be assholes, it comes naturally!

I am one of those anti-licensed anything, wood toy loving, hippy dippy parents. I researched and researched doll houses and finally bought my girls this huge, beautiful, wooden dollhouse for Christmas a couple of years ago. The kids have scribbled all over the inside with crayon, we have glued and nailed the roof on…

"But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?"

The one thing I've learned after 4 kids is to never spend more than 20 bucks on a toy. The excitement always wears off within a month. But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?

I think her friends are genuine, but I don't think I would like it either. I am mortified by anyone pitying me. I would feel so bad that people were feeling sorry for me.

Vulvatron is probably the best name ever to have been named from the book of named names.

O yea because people 30 years from now won't think Lizards, Flo and discount double check Rodgers selling insurance were goobers at all. They will know how much class we had.

^^THIS. 15 seconds in to doggie and I'm like HELLOGOODBYE.

I hate that plateau! You do all this work to get there and then nothing! It's like driving thirty miles to your favorite store and it's closed for renovations or something.

Kind of falls apart when your hair doesn't lay across your forehead when combed forward. But there's probably a passage banning Afros because equal rights.

In the new world, muffin tops will be "the curves" stripper-enthusiasts seek.

With the important work of rehabilitating freckles done, let's turn our attention to reclaiming the beer gut.

Last night just confirms what I told everybody for the last two years and nobody wanted to believe me:

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

HOW IS THIS NOT COMING TO THE US??!?! GAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

/SmashesLaptop
/FlipsDesk

Right, its a terrible car that people put up with because "its a Jeep thing."

The same as the distinction between "war" and "policing action" and "peacekeeping mission". The difference is which side of the line and political agenda you reside on.

Portland does at least actually have good coffee and beer instead of just an undeserved reputation for it.

Who do the Kansas City Chiefs think they are? Asking Native Americans for advice on Native American culture. Asking them for advice on what they deem as inapropriate and asking them what images and practices are offensive to Native American tribes. Don't they know that white men have the god given right to tell them…