BUT THEY WON’T BUY YOU A NEW CAR? WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO, DRIVE 3/4 OF A CAR?

They don’t. I’ve been tracking them for 15+ years and working on them longer. I have a FXT in the driveway with 225k+ on it. If you don’t maintain the cars, shit breaks.

I’ve driven Subarus of one model or another for 18 years now, and here’s what I’ve learned in that time.