Might there be a rectal thermometer in every seat?

I don’t know, lol. I have yet to be cursed out on XB1, and I play with randoms several times a week. The whole ‘XB kiddos screaming curses’ stereotype doesn’t really hold a ton of water in Destiny. Hell, even though I’m a girl, I’ve had a couple awkward moments with other players coming onto me. Literally, like 2…

RKO on the ice.

I humbly submit my favorite break-up song, from when Ska was king:

Today, we are all the crying, running NPC lady.

Straight from Ubisoft’s playbook. Nice!