I ACTUALLY married (a) Lydia. Calling her my “Housecarl” never gets old...for me. Sometimes she sits in the dark and randomly welcomes her “Thane” back to the (Breeze)home - scares the crap out of me every time.

he pleads not ghillie.

Too many people get caught by the marketing and hype of getting in shape, and desire the “quick results” gimmicks that doom them to failure. To change your body requires a change in lifestyle — it is not a week/month/year fad — and that is the golden rule of starting your journey into health and fitness.

Before…

New mustang GT does the same thing, harder to shift gears in the cold.

STI’s power steering pump moans like a B list porn star.

Aint nobody got time for that.

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.

Why not just move the power seat all the way forward?

I’m going to ask SirusXM what they think makes their signal so shitty, and use that.

I don’t know what you’ve been yanking on, buddy, but horses don’t have udders.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

He called

I don’t see the issue.

“I do not mean to disparage Ruggere’s compassion or mock her attempt to help a feline condiment fiend, but how do you let a cat with a jar on its head get away once the jar is in your hand? Seems like as a human without a jar on your head, you have a huge advantage over the cat whose entire world has been supplanted…

Me: “Hey! When will my Samsung device get the latest Android OS?”

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. Seems like a great guy, and has a ‘uge following.

Dale Jr. Please.

Ready to work.
What?
What is it?
More work?
Job’s done

You need to try associative training.

Whenever you crave sugar, drop a kettlebell on your foot.

Soon you’ll stop craving kettlebells!