I’m a Pats fan and I’m insufferable and self-pitying, so I can certainly spot it in others.

Complains Pats fans are self-pitying insufferable jerks, writes column that’s self-pitying and insufferable because wah wah I live to live here.

I mean, regardless of how wet the fart is, it’s worthwhile to try to block the efforts of the GOP majority to try to declare open war on the DOJ with the aid of the Executive.

I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!

Protesters complain about “Redskins” name.

Snyder will honor Native Americans with a blanket giveaway next season.

“Huskies” isn’t racist, genius.

I always thought Tim Allen sucked because he’s utterly lame and not funny, not because he’s a conservative.

It’s simple really. Bill Belichick.

It’s fine, that’s why they are going with 40 man rosters. Less players mean less people to get injured.

100 years? That clip art shit has already aged in the two seconds I’ve looked at it.

The white rose is a fantastic crest. Who wouldn’t want to be associated with Richard III?

This was beautifully written. Thank you for insisting on these women and girls being heard. Thank you for the Nina Simone video. Thank you for keeping this story front and center.

I get that a serial child rapist is probably pretty empathy-deficient, but Jesus. Read the room.

And what’s with the “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” quote? Does scorned = molested by your fucking doctor? Because in that case, like, yeah, hell should hath no fury like a woman molested by her doctor.

Guy molests children, dickhead finds fault with angry judge. Film at 11.

I mean, the judge in the Stanford swimmer rape judge let the culprit off easy. That’s why they’re judges – they get quite a bit of leeway in sentencing (leeway that has legal bounds but is still largely subjective).

Note: Prison rape is rape. Rape is violence. Wishing violence upon someone is not justice. Just want to get that out there.

Americans revere athletic excellence, competitive success, and it’s more than lip service we pay; we vote with our wallets. We’ll pay large sums to watch a truly great athlete; we’ll reward him with celebrity and adulation and will even go so far as to buy products and services he endorses.