That’s what they look like after he grabs them.

I mean, in 2018 credible evidence of a possible alien invasion is like...fifth (tops) on my list of World Ending “Oh-shittness.” You wanna step up your game, Aliens, get on twitter.

There’s a pub in Somerville called Sligo’s, which we would go to in college 20 years ago. A real dive and you better not look at anyone the wrong way, but never overpriced and never too picky about checking ID. The only time they wouldn’t serve us was when a murder suspect was on the loose and they were “pretty sure”…

Half Dome in Yosemite is uninhabitable, that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be protected, dipshit.

Because ”responsibly” has been the missing ingredient up to this point.

This seems like the first time in a while that a Republican has failed to rig something in his favor.

Just like the saying goes, give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Point out he needs to learn how to fish, and he’ll feed on taxpayers for all he can get.

Can you stop with this false equivalency bullshit? Seriously, can YOU?!?

I think that it’s wonderful to believe in the ideals that the US Constitution has come to embody (freedom, equality, etc.), but it’s very important to understand the context in which the document was written and that the framers did not believe in those ideals in the modern sense. The framers of the US Constitution…

The Constitution should be read as written, not interpreted to mean what we want in today’s day.

I don’t mean to be a pedant, but this has been coming for much longer than a year. It probably started when our country elected an extremely intelligent, charming, young senator. The problem is that he was born in Kenya, I mean Ethiopia. And he’s definitely a covert for ISIS because his name is ostensibly…

Genuinely speaking...what is the Republicans’ soul exactly? They’re supporting a child molester so they can pass a tax plan getting called irresponsible in the pages of Forbes.

The GOP sold its soul 35 years ago with Reagan. The rest is just shit circling down the drain into a herpes infected cesspool.

Arizona State: School for Ants

YOU ARE WRONG! The further away you get from the border, the worse Mexican food becomes. San Diego > Orange County > LA > Bakersfield > Hit By A Truck > Norcal

I flew from Ibiza to Rome last year. As you can imagine my hangover from a weekend in Ibiza was life-changing, I thought my heart was actually going to fail. I forced myself to sleep the moment I got into my sleep as it was the only way to make it through the flight. As soon as we touched down in Rome, the A/C shut…

You have very bad opinions.

This is a state that still adores its segregationist 1960s governor, George Wallace, some 50+ years later. Over 15 years ago, I had to travel to Maxwell AFB (in Montgomery, Alabama) to pick up an Air Force Award. Part of the award festivities was to be provided a tour of the Montgomery state capitol building by its…