I could see how the guy could be pretty pissed off about his wife and the hypocritical douchebag Governor fucking while the guy runs on a family values platform and campaigns on forcing women to go to term on every abortion they have because they are sluts and deserve it. So, yeah. No. Not the worst person here by…

The whole groomed beard thing makes him look like a muppet. Those commercials are excruciating.

Of course the Warriors should be the favorite. Cleveland looks awful and old. They might pick it up, but they seem extremely streaky. The C’s are much better than they were last year and Cleveland is not as good. And all it would take is Green to go down and it would be a series with the Spurs and/or Cavs or Celtics.

Foot injuries are different than ankle injuries.

In my dreams, I see him making it back and play 10-15 minutes a game to stabilize the bench offense. And I also see him running like a gazelle, hair bouncing in slo-motion. Dreams are confusing.

The Bad Boy Pistons and the Knicks made the NBA completely unwatchable for 10 years.

Cool. They should probably just cancel the season now, just to be sure.

Raw spinach is garbage, tastes like shit and cooking it makes it better for you, while tasting better.

Christ, San Jose is a fucking war crime. 50 miles and two driving hours away from much, much, much better cities.

He is the absolute worst among the worst sports media culture in the US. I’m a lifelong Boston sports fan, having been born and bred in Massachusetts, but my connection to the Sox, Pats and C’s feels easier out here in LA (and before that, New York) because I don’t have to read the miserable fuck’s carcinogenic takes…

Jaylen Brown is better than Ingram. There’s no way the Celtics, or anyone else, would trade him straight up for Ingram. And he’s 20.

Kirk Cousins is actually both inaccurate — he has a 2/1 TD to INT ratio, which isn’t really that good in today’s NFL — and he’s wildly inconsistent, which is why he’s actually in this feature today. He’s way better than the trash fire Denver is currently hosting as QB, but then again, he’ll drain their cap and the…

I’m not a Manning fan, but no. Manning was with the Broncos for four years, three of which were really, really, really good — one of which was the best season of his career — and the year he won, yes, he was much, much worse than Cousins, but the Broncs don’t have that defense or that defensive coordinator anymore.…

If he was working instead of posting Crush It Bro verses on the Intertubes, he’d be .5% more productive and not stealing his shareholders’ money while posting platitudes online. Parasite.

Right! My bad.

Right! My bad!

The Bucs’ experimentation with unkillable SARS under Schiano was a bold start.

Yes. Those are pretty basic assists. Nothing artistic about them. But the PG facilitated the baskets by passing the eventual scorer the ball. I don’t know what I’m missing.

I don’t know if you know math at all, but 72/30 is a better ratio than 11/11 for football, which is the sport you are supposedly writing about here. He’s a VASTLY better football player than the other QBs listed in this story and that’s the larger point. Again, if you are actually just talking about football and not…

Hmmm...I’m beginning to think that this is the space-time event that landed us on this idiotic timeline. It doesn’t make me feel any better. But then, curious aliens can’t be any worse than Republicans.