My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.
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Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.
Meh. It beats being severely disappointed in April. I’ll take it!
Okay so ESPN cleaned house and got rid of talented journalists like Keith Olbermann and even those that had some appeal like Bill Simmons. ESPN didn’t put up any fight when Cowherd sought greener pastures at Fox Sports. they even appear willing to let human bean bag and stripper enuthsiast Jason Whitlock waddle off to…
What about Kotaku? Ha ha, just kidding. Nerds.
Dump in some extra chlorine mom, that pool is all full of ursine now.
Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.
If you squint hard enough at this nasty number from last week, in which the Chicago Tribune’s Kristen McQueary wrote…
I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.
Do you huff spray paint or dust off?
I surf Reddit, browse 4chan, and lurk on vine. Ive been to 9gag (gross) and I assure you “What are thooose?” is not a meme. Its stupid bullshit like planking and Tebowing.
This lawsuit is a slam dunk. If there’s any media outlet that refuses to host the opinions of white Christian men, it’s Fox.
That guy is a world-class asshole. No other way around it. Holy shit.
Right?! Like...why does he keep doing challenging and creative film projects and wasting his talents on things like THEATRE when he could be starring in TRANSFORMERS 7: MORE TRANSFORMERATION!?
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10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…
Holy shit dude we get it. Your shtick is to constantly mock the mls. Get the fuck over it. Shit is so old and the league has actually been pretty fun this year. Some more big names, including the two big Mexican targets is a good thing.
“[Money], I just feel like it’s not important.”
I love this screenshot. It really shows off the rarely seen Mountains of Boston.
It’s like saying “I never considered a woman could crank out a 140 mph serve” after seeing someone do it. The idea that acknowledging that one’s subcsubconscious preconceived notions were incorrect is itself sexist is one of the more bafflingly dumb reaches for offense I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been to twitter.