It will never be old. Horse Armor will go down in history as the post child for ripoff DLC.

The life of an athlete is pretty damn nice. I would like to see them put in a 40 hour week like most people do.

his twitter game is flalas.

LOL why do you think the content is free? Are you really that stupid about how the internet works? I pay for this website. I pay the salaries of the writers. This website is for you and me. It’s not an unreasonable complaint that a website who has been able to hire people to to cover soccer based on a loyal fanbase…

Got time to write about race relations. Got time to retweet. No time to post anything about game between top two womens soccer teams. Guess game wasn’t “gossipy” enough for Deadspin. Guess it wasn’t as good as Leroux’s eyelashes (http://screamer.deadspin.com/an-ode-to-sydn…) or Pirlo in the stands (http://screengrabber…

You obviously didn't grow up around any Mexican gangbangers.

“Holmes.”

Two things can be true:

He is a doctor

The NFL does fuck with the regular season schedule just for more money....

For those who have ever wondered what is meant by the term “meta,” this is about as clear an example that will ever be provided.

Fucking Cardinals fan.

Lebron’s 4-2 record tops Jordan’s 0-6 record. GOAT

You cannot fix this problem with logic. Every decision maker is financially befitting from maintaining the current system from politicians to govt contractors. Everyone is getting paid in jobs, cash or campaign funds to keep the giant broken wheel turning because the tax payers are paying for it all.

You’re right, there’s no way anyone from Chicago can experience duplicate levels of joy from the Hawks and the Cardinals. None of us make any sense and would never be called #BFIB. Totally unrelated because you, Gordon Bombay, jealous Ducks fan said so.

I objectively care more about the Hawks and hockey than any other sport. The fact that my team won it all and the next day the team I hate the most in baseball had this happen means that it has been a great last few days in Chicago. I am not alone in this feeling. Sorry I spoiled your day by bringing hockey into it.

This story is literally the gift that keeps on giving and I never thought the Cardinals would give me the greatest birthday present ever. Between this and the Hawks winning the Cup I feel like I won the fucking lottery.

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

The fact that his Twitter handle is Perlmutations makes me like Ron Perlman even more.