Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

“symbolically incoherent” is a phrase that a lot of college students need to have in their head when they plan their activism, just saying.

What bums me out most about this is that the question of consent laws, “spheres of victimhood” and the worry about infantilization is SUCH an important and interesting one (and…

Authentic to real life? No. Authentic to the story it’s based off of? Absolutely.

That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

Ehh, no sympathy from me here, those dudes were asking for it when they started leaking stuff.

olde-tymey script-and-cream treatment

Yes, it’s been very good for a couple of weeks now. Hard to get amped to do the same show for 30-odd years, I understand, but for the final curtain, it’s really been solid. Brian Regan’s set on Friday night was magnificent, too.

Looks like Scottie got the assist.

I'd like to apologize to my neighbors for screaming like a five year old girl after he made that shot.

It may be the first Schwarzenegger movie to make you cry.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

This is an Italian man suing a Japanese company.

“Woman Uncovers Two-Way Mirror in Bathroom” sounds like one thing, but this is pretty clearly another. There are a lot of crazy/weird/stupid people in this world, and the owner of this business is just another one of them. You’ve made the pieve about how out-of-touch some small business owner is, because you find it…

No. That’s just incorrect. It would be a fairer (albeit still incorrect) position if Rafael never discussed Mayweather’s personal life, but he did. He wrote articles immediately before and after Mayweather went to jail praising him for his mental strength. He allowed Mayweather’s lawyers to dissemble to his audience…

Don’t make it consensual, just make it sensual.

Not going there.

ESPNers raged about how Stephen A. doesn’t represent them or the network.

The mere mention of his name takes me back to the time I sat through Sucker Punch with only half a bottle of wine. Never again.

fuck that, i do.