I imagine after a few months in prison and his pimply ass properly exfoliated, he will make someone a nice, soft, bedwarmer.

The owner who doesn't pay you the wage you need to live on? I make shitty money at my job and don't get tips, I guess I should jizz on everything. Justifying stupidity is epic.

Man, gonna have to rag on you twice in one day. What the shit? What the fuck does that headline have to do with whatever you wrote?? Do you write articles anymore or just troll me and interrupt my masturbation sessions?

The sheer wit of the rebuttal has caused me to orgasm continuously, in my pants, for the last 15 minutes. AND THEN YOUR MOM CAME IN AND I STOPPED DOING IT IN MY PANTS. hahafhksagshkahahahahskahaslha! :\ wtf dude. step up yo gammmmmmme.

Thank god you linked us to this.. What is this, facebook? Articles. Get to writing. MUSH you Russian bastard. #kachawwwwwwww. 1500 words on Edison patent theft in 3 days.

This was at best worthy of an instagram post.... the clickbait is tiresome. Put a little effort into your shit, pretty, pretty please. Facebook friends try harder than guys who make 50k a year to do it for a living.

I think he could destroy it also... look at the guy.. he's Hitler's wet dream on steroids.

Also how much of the median wage can be directly attributed to patent attorneys?

I laughed and don't feel bad. You didn't laugh and are enraged at the world. Might need a mirror for that L2Humor

Parody and satire are often lost on those who are too close to the subject matter or too insecure to laugh at themselves.

That could be because in "the west," (by which you don't even mean the west you mean North America, because it is not that way in most of Europe,) is because over 80% of religious people identify as Christians... It's not an odd thing any more than it would be odd if I sat in a McDonalds and judged hamburgers by their…

I'd think that it'd make your kid pretty cool. There's no reason to tolerate religion any more than there is to tolerate conspiracy theories or people who talk to the color purple. It's ridiculous. Give it 50 years, and it'll be like moron saying Athena holds the key to their happiness.

that looks horrifically unappetizing. Seafood, you make me cringe.

well played.

thought that was male trolls on the Jezebel posts.

Articles like this, comprised 0f limited substance make me want to bite my own arms off.

I don't know who Miss UAF is, but I totally wanna meat her. Cool pic.

Soapboxing. It's clearly a rule put in place to prevent all the serious asshole teams out there from jumping in with their dicks taped down and claiming to be women for the prize money. The fact that they are allowing gay men to participate in a women's tournament should be the big thing, but you don't even address…

the case will be made of graphene so be careful you don't leave a fan on near it or it'll go blowing all over.

You should've posted this to Jalopnik, where no doubt all the car enthusiasts and meatheads will find new ways to add to their collective creepiness.