I can't believe I watched that entire bullshit and he didn't even throw the motherfucker. ARGHHHHHHHHHHG>> FUCK. THROW IT.

12 feet long? My ex girlfriend would finally be pleased.

After Norton does it, there's really nothing left to add to it. The nuance has been done. Re-doing it would just be Green King Kong gets mad, wrecks city, saves Faye.

cause you need plutonium, silly.

You managed to work Star Trek, Star Wars, and "crossing the streams" into one post. I'm giving you the Pewter Dragon award as Nerd of the Week. Hi-5 *whiff*

Extremely versatile; will tell time on left or right wrist and even while standing on your head.

Extremely versatile; will tell time on left or right wrist and even while standing on your head.

not hard to figure out what it's there for. It's collecting data.

looks more like a VLC filter I've seen that auto-renders it in lines. So could easily be a copy-paste of a screenshot of that.

Saving little girls from having to think for generations. Barbie.

and Mikey's older brother from the Life ads. I want to meet that gentleman now and tell him to stop giving his little brother so much shit for his eating habits.

I am anti-gun, but I think that is a pretty stupid line of thinking. If you're getting raped or beaten to death, you'd prefer to not have a gun so that maybe they didn't shoot you or fuck you with it? Huh?

Is Unreal4 that bad or did they just way too many straight lines? Looks like Oblivion with better lighting and worse geometry. Where is our progress?

If you need any of this advice, or generally speaking if you go to clubs at all after 23, don't try to have sex at all. You may inadvertently breed.

jk tho, winkyface

what u want k?? send order to notmyrealname@fbi. john310320@aol.com

Wow, mac is the true gaming platform of 2011...in 2015. I'm sold.

Wanna buy large amounts of hard-to-trace drugs through the postal system? :)) JK no 4 real tho

I noticed for the 3 seconds it was down and meandered over to ESPN to read about a deflated football, Lebron James' preferred jock deodorizer and Which Teams Farm System Has the Best Chance to Pay Off in 2019. Tragic, really. On both fronts.

Shit in one place long enough and eventually you get New York.

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