Only if they sip their drinks and don't tip.

I'm black out drunk most of the day and can spell quesadilla..and also not rape. But not sober enough to not post 12 times an hour on facebook. Help me.

Really wish Marvel would buy up their sadly misappropriated properties. I want to see Marvel Studios to the X-men. (fuck the fantastic four, they were always lame.)

A lot of people would delete their article at that point.

You are really vehemently trying to assert your view of how things are now as some or rebuttal to why it wasn't good to have Carl Sagan teach us things and how to be a better person.... you may wish to divert that rage to some tin-hat shit where people want to hear about you apocalyptic view of the world and how it…

Need a lede worth selling, I guess. "ways of thinking like a non-asshole" doesn't merit as many clicks.

Sagan was one of the greatest men of the 20th century. I dare say we would collectively be in a worse place without him to inspire generations of critical thinkers.

3500rpms and 5x longer rotors, the math isn't that hard. They have a vague idea of what they're doing.

Last one I read about was to be capable of actually collecting the samples and bring them back to the rover/base. Kinda silly to make a little recon one when for another pound or so you could do so much more.

misleading ftw.

Wouldn't anyone who uses their phone for making payments (something that implies they're marginally tech-savvy) also have the intelligence to kill their phone if it were stolen? Rural government is awesome.

unlikely, my rapey sense goes off at 15 yards. Sorry, "Chad," if that's your non-rapist name.

I've had a few (3) different girls now say "Just go ahead and wake me up with sex, it's okay."
No, that is not remotely fine. That's fucking creepy. I'll scoot to the edge of the bed and rub one out before I come within a mile of something so rapey.

Enough turmoil to throw away a project he had worked on for years that generated significant revenue... You can mock all you want, but I doubt you have the moral fortitude to do similar. It's a respectable and commendable thing to do, yet you think it's somehow deserving of disdain? smh...

Best headline ever. +10000101010101010111110

Best article on Kinja today. Least infuriatingly stupid. 20 words of bliss.

What's more distracting than an animated gif on top of a video you're supposed to watch? WRONG. The answer was D, a big razorblade dildo in your ass.

Except it's a springloaded board and he's not really throwing any knives, Mr. Gump.

You find it sad that people eat a food you don't like? Hell of an attitude. I find your chia seeds disturbing. *mentally chokes you.*

I still got one arm to spread ya with, darlin'.