Whatever that is? Seriously?

Unexplained grief: Mutt moved in with Indy and is waiting for him to ride bikes when he gets home.

I think you mean “The Last Crusade” - I can’t remember a cliff in Raiders. Oh, wait - yeah I remember now. The Wilhelm scream bit.

I’ll buy the raft cusioning their fall. But I don’t believe that the raft miraculously falls into a river. I also can’t understand how, within a year, Indy manages to get from the middle-of-nowhere India back to his teaching job in the U.S., and ditch Billie and Short Round in the process.

For some reason my head made 140 minutes = 2 hours and 40 minutes. Point taken.

“The campaign mode, at least, is a semi-fresh idea: Players are asked to manage a criminal empire in the titular Florida citay city, pulling heists, securing turf, and getting into fights with rival gangs.”

I just watched the post-credits scene and it’s actually Jem and the Holograms.

“a fan-service epilogue has the answer which, without spoiling anything, indicates an expansion of the series’ cinematic universe.”

Was there a magical negro bot in the original series? Because that’s what this looks like it’s going to be. 

“It will be understandably difficult for some viewers to watch this film without being reminded of Miller’s alleged misdeeds, and Warners’ handling of them, but for what it’s worth, the film does carry with it a palpable sense of fun that works particularly well when The Two Barrys are doing their Odd Couple schtick.”

I didn’t make a prison rape joke.

Won’t someone please think of the rapists?!

I have a feeling his rule about people not touching his hair will be a thing of the past very soon. Anyone know what they do to rapey Scientologists in prison?

Can someone please make a movie palatable to kids and adults that isn’t over two hours long? Is there any reason this needs to be 40 minutes longer than the original?

Holy shit - The Last Days of Disco is almost 30 years old. We are farther away from that film than the film was from the disco era.

Didn’t they end up lynching him or hanging him from a tree anyway?

Won’t someone please have some sympathy for the inadvertently racist white people!?

I only know him because of the Pavement song

When I clean up after dinner I never miss the opportunity to cry out “What did Eddie Munster do to my table!”

My buddy went and said they saw at least two droids with dried semen on them and a T’wilek dancer fighting with her boyfriend behind a space dumpster over a teen runaway that screwed him on a meth deal. Sounded pretty authentic to me.