“a fan-service epilogue has the answer which, without spoiling anything, indicates an expansion of the series’ cinematic universe.”

Was there a magical negro bot in the original series? Because that’s what this looks like it’s going to be. 

“It will be understandably difficult for some viewers to watch this film without being reminded of Miller’s alleged misdeeds, and Warners’ handling of them, but for what it’s worth, the film does carry with it a palpable sense of fun that works particularly well when The Two Barrys are doing their Odd Couple schtick.”

I didn’t make a prison rape joke.

Won’t someone please think of the rapists?!

I have a feeling his rule about people not touching his hair will be a thing of the past very soon. Anyone know what they do to rapey Scientologists in prison?

Can someone please make a movie palatable to kids and adults that isn’t over two hours long? Is there any reason this needs to be 40 minutes longer than the original?

Holy shit - The Last Days of Disco is almost 30 years old. We are farther away from that film than the film was from the disco era.

Didn’t they end up lynching him or hanging him from a tree anyway?

Won’t someone please have some sympathy for the inadvertently racist white people!?

I only know him because of the Pavement song

When I clean up after dinner I never miss the opportunity to cry out “What did Eddie Munster do to my table!”

My buddy went and said they saw at least two droids with dried semen on them and a T’wilek dancer fighting with her boyfriend behind a space dumpster over a teen runaway that screwed him on a meth deal. Sounded pretty authentic to me.

“Although the current state of television may have reached an inflection point, there is no denying that audiences will only continue to get smarter”

I can’t wait to watch this, on whichever platform it appears (or in a theater?) on some date in the future!

Never forget that Kennedy has a show on Fox News now because Kurt Loder introduced her to Ayn Rand bank in the day. He’s a monster.

Not too surprising. There wasn’t much of an internet at that point and there were still a lot of people over 30 who didn’t even know who Kurt Cobain was, so it would have ended up on the evening news at the earliest. Even CNN back then didn’t have a chrion, if you can believe that, so there was no running news ticker…

Meeting Tom Hanks and having him be a dick would be like walking in on Santa Claus spitting in your mom’s mouth while your dad sat in a corner crying.

So Tron:Legacy.

Suddenly? That place was blown up and regularly infiltrated by moles on an annual basis. And half of the people in charge at CTU either ended up becoming terrorists themselves or were murdered by other employees. They had one decent agent, and even he refused to follow orders and regularly caused some serious security…