Y’know, the thing about Fred, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’

“I had been cast before Al Pacino in Godfather 1! Is this not weird?”

Didn’t James Caan have a huge dick?

No, I was doing the “I can’t believe this dipshit is real” part. We can’t both be Costello.

Wow. Well played. You do the “offended dipshit” bit convincingly well. Happy to discover you weren’t serious.

I watched Richard Jewell this weekend just for him and he was, again, fascinating to watch. I had avoided it because it came in 2019 and was “directed” by Clint Eastwood and I was put off by the “fAkE nEwS ruins man’s life” feel of it - but really happy that I watched it. Also, John Hamm was very good at being…

After the last season I would be okay with no more drinks from the Fargo well.

Unclutch those pearl, sweetie - it was a joke. I mean, you must’ve shit your pants when the episode opened with two white people discussing the merits of mayonnaise. Basically the whitest of white things. I hope that while you were in a pique of rage about the Amazing Race and Jigsaw puzzle scene you didn’t miss the…

I mean, yeah - it could flop. But that’s how experiments go.

He was so hammy in that scene. It’s like he’s been playing parody versions of Jesse for so many years post BB that he doesn’t know how to dial the character back. I don’t remember Jesse saying “yo” twice in every sentence.

I will watch your movie.

As an experiment, I told my parents to start watching Better Call Saul first, but now I think I need to have them stop after Lalo dies, watch Breaking Bad and El Camino, and then finish the last six episodes of BCS.

Gene breaking in to the cancer patient’s house made me have to pause the show from the anxiety. but him not bailing on the plan when the other guy bailed, and smashing the window seemed so far out of character. That’s a risk that Gene, Jimmy, or Saul wouldn’t have taken. But maybe that’s the point.

The Boys is on Amazon Prime.

I don’t know. That might be against Dogma 95 rules

I’d say this won’t affect his productivity., but the camera in a lot of his films is handheld.

Given the AV Club’s random selection of unimportant roles for actor obits, I’m surprised the headline here isn’t “RIP Olivia Newton-John, star of A Few Best Men   and A Mom For Christmas”

That Red State is a modern horror masterpiece is a hill that I will happily die on. Although, like any film “directed” by Clint Eastwood in the last decade, I have serious doubts that Smith actually made it. It was just too good.

They couldn’t just end it with him dying. They would need an episode where everyone from past seasons that he screwed over came back to smear him at his funeral. Susie, would be the only person there who was actually sad about it. (other than Jeff, and maybe Cheryl. Leon would get the day wrong and Richard Lewis would…

Not when it’s for an app or a website or the latest iPhone update because that would be a full-time job. But if I’m actually putting my signature on a document, particularly an employment contract, I read every line twice. If I had Spacey money, I would pay an attorney or some young 19 year-old thrall read it to me.…